325) WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELIN’ LIKE MOURINHO. GRAB MY BLACK BOOK, I’M OUT THE DOOR, GONNA HIT THE BERNABEAU. WHEN I GET THERE, CHECK MY HAIR, SEEING MORE GREY EVERYDAY. BUT I’M STILL STYLING, GOING ON 50, SO GUESS THAT’S A-OKAY. I’M TALKING SERGIO’S ON HIS PHONE, PHONE, AND STRIKERS IN THE ZONE, ZONE DON’T WORRY BOUT THEM HOES, HOES. CORNER KICKS, JUST LOOK FOR CRISTIANO. IN THE MIDFIELD WE GOT ALONSO, AND OUR KEEPER IS A GOD YO. DON’T STOP, MAKE IT POP, REF QUIT CARDING OEZIL UP. TONIGHT, GONNA FIGHT, ‘TIL THE SCOREBOARD IS ALIGHT. 1-0, GOAL GOAL GOOOOOOOAL, JUST LOOK AT PIPITA GO, OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH.
(Source: trollconfessions, via hernameisjana)
